News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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