ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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