The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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