Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
where does the pee come out of this thing
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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