a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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