mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I did not marry a roomba.
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