Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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