I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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