Sponge bath it is.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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