So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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