ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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