peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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