As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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