Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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