i always forget guys have bellybuttons
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You're like the curious george of whores
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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