That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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