Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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