I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
In America we eat man semen.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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