it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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