How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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