Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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