I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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