smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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