hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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