so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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