He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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