i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
All the doctor said was why
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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