We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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