Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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