Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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