why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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