i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm gonna fight the coyote
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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