Got a toothbrush?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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