yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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