Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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