Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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