So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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