Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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