Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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