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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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