the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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