He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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