it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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