i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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