If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize