I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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