spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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