he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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