It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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