Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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