Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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