Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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