Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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